I am so relieved that the jury made the right decision and realized Amber Turd is a pathological liar, a manipulator, and an abuser.

It just goes to show that male victims and female perpetrators of domestic abuse exist in this planet.

This victory is a good step forward to not only give support to victims and validate their traumatic experiences, but also to get rid of the double standards that have been existing for far too long.

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“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold…”

And with those lines, so begins Terry Gilliam’s nightmarish and incomprehensible (and ultimately meaningless) orgy of hallucinatory, nightmare inducing imagery and meandering monologuing haze of a film that refuses to follow any semblance of normalcy or logic, instead existing in its own disturbing two hour drug induced haze of paranoia and madness.

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Greetings, my good comrades.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another analysis.

Today, for my 116th film review and 8th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of one of the most underrated films I've ever seen: "The Tourist".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Scott Cooper's slow burn character study of infamous Boston mobster James "Whitey" Bulger is a showcase for a truly transformative performance by Johnny Depp, and while slow moving, is still an effective and engrossing portrait of Bulger.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous analysis, I’m gonna be giving you guys my take of Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland”.

Here’s the summary of this tale:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Arrrgh!

Ahoy, mateys! This be yer friendly film and television reviewing buccaneer here, digging up for ye another film review that has been long buried under the sands.

And today, I bring to all of ye scalawags my review of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl”.

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Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly film and TV show buccaneer here with some buried treasure to show ye.

And today, to state why I once again be talking like a pirate, I'll be reviewing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest".

Here be the rundown of this here tale *clears throat*:

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Hey guys!

It’s me again, back on, and very much on fire with showing you all my own movie reviews. And, today I’ll be reviewing Nickelodeon’s “Rango”.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys another re-analyzing on a film I already reviewed years ago:

A review on the extended version of "Rango"/Re-Analyzing of the film.

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Ahoy, mateys!

This be yer old film and TV show buccaneer here with another word-filled treasure to show ye.

And today, following me latest film review, I be here to give ye sea dogs an analysis of "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End".

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my analysis on "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)".

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If you'd like to know what I thought of this movie before, click on the link below:

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Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer digging up for ye another buried treasure.

And today, I be giving ye scalawags another doubloon-of-a-review by analyzing "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strangers Tides".

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Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly reviewin' buccaneer standin' before ye, once again to show ye scallywags another shilling of an analysis.

Today, I be givin' ye land lovers the 4th installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series by analyzing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Murder on the Orient Express". The 2017 adaption directed by and starring Kenneth Branagh, to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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